The Grass is Always Greener

On the other side of the street. Literally, our neighbors' grass is always greener than ours. At least three of the lots across from us look better than our lot. I don't get it. We do everything right: mow, water, weed & feed. I'll take it up with our yard guy, a handsome Latino looking man with curly black hair. Coincidentally, he is also the father of my child...don't tell my husband.

I'm also the yard guy. This is me last year 9 months prego.